If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters - Pauline Phillips

The church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does
- except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But
only if the grapes were good in the first place.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.