If you don't have a book, you don't know how a bloody program work! - Joe Armstrong

If somebody puts a big list of things up, my question is always: what is the most important thing on that list.

If you do something and it fails you can do it again, it will work the second time. That's because quite often you are using something underneath where you've missed a message or messages are coming in wrong order.

We should get the Congressional Medal for creating employments because we have created billions of man hours of maintenance work for people in the future. We are the job creators of the future.