For example, the cover on the right depicts Lobo (also known as "the main man") kicking Santa's ass. Santa did something to piss Lobo off (or nothing… - Maddox

There aren't many things I don't want to experience in life, but the sensual caress of a parent going through mid-life crisis is one of them.

I have a different stance on abortion: I'm against abortion, but for killing babies. That way everyone loses, and I win. I'm neither pro choice, nor pro life; I'm pro you-shutting-the-hell-up. The only way I'd be "pro choice" is if it meant I could choose which babies I could abort, and only then if I could lift the age restriction to 80."

Having spelling errors is one thing, but c'mon. I've typed out more coherent sentences with my penis.