Having spelling errors is one thing, but c'mon. I've typed … - Maddox

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Having spelling errors is one thing, but c'mon. I've typed out more coherent sentences with my penis.

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George Ouzounian (better known as Maddox), born March 27, 1978, is the owner of The Best Page in the Universe, a satirical website.

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Having spelling errors is one thing, but c'mon. I've typed out more coherent sentences with my penis. - Maddox

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