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The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.

Richard Pryor

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Richard Franklin Lennox Thomas Pryor (December 1, 1940 – December 10, 2005) was an American comedian, actor, film director, social critic, satirist, and writer. He made trenchant observations with a storytelling approach.

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Birth Name: Richard Franklin Lennox Thomas Pryor

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"I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic.

Sick of hearing this shit about me not talking... not true... good days, bad days... but I still am a talkin motherfucker!

Let me tell you what really happened... Every night before I go to bed, I have milk and cookies. One night I mixed some low-fat milk and some pasteurized, then I dipped my cookie in and the shit blew up.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit. - Richard Pryor

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