Richard Pryor Quotes

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.

I see people as the nucleus of a great idea that hasn't come to be yet.

Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.

I'd like to die like my father died... My father died fucking. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time.

You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool.

"I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic.

Why me? Ten million motherfuckers freebasing, and I'm the one who blows up!

But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.

What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.

When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, "Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like... FIRE! Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

Sick of hearing this shit about me not talking... not true... good days, bad days... but I still am a talkin motherfucker!

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

I don't want to go through life as a Wonder Wheel murderer!

Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.