The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. - Richard Pryor

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The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

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About Richard Pryor

Richard Franklin Lennox Thomas Pryor (December 1, 1940 – December 10, 2005) was an American comedian, actor, film director, social critic, satirist, and writer. He made trenchant observations with a storytelling approach.

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Birth Name: Richard Franklin Lennox Thomas Pryor
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Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.
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