I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit. - Richard Pryor

I went to penitentiary one time, not me personally, but me and Gene went there for a movie. "Arizona State Penitentiary" Population: 80 percent black people. But there are no black people in Arizona, they have to bus motherfuckers in!

But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.

I'd like to die like my father died... My father died fucking. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time.