But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever. - Richard Pryor

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.

They were brought out of Africa and into chains in America. Or they were born into slavery here. Yes, I am talking about the first African-Americans to reach these shores, but I am also describing the animals now enslaved in circuses. The species and continents are different, but the stories are tragically similar. The animals in circuses are held against their will by chains and domination. They are forced to perform a series of acts by coercion and violence because they would never normally do these things on their own. They can never choose their own partners, their own homes, their own food or have control over any aspect of their lives. I don't care how this is dressed up by promoters with music and lights, it is still slavery.

I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.