The geographic center of North America is historically loca… - John Hodgman

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The geographic center of North America is historically located in Osborne County, Kansas. It is said that all armies will bow to the one who controls it.

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John Hodgman (born June 3, 1971) is an American humorist and author. He has written three books, The Areas of My Expertise, More Information Than You Require, and That Is All, and is a regular contributor to The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Since 2010, he has his own comedy podcast Judge John Hodgman.

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Alternative Names: John Kellogg Hodgman

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