I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to work. - Will Cuppy

A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You can find out which ones these are by prodding them.

Although this structure [the Great Pyramid of Giza] failed as a tomb, it is one of the wonders of the world even today because it is the largest thing ever built for the wrong reason.

All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.