If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed? - Steven Wright
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If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
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Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.
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"The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "right here, officer". Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all the cars, "Get out of my driveway!
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