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Poetry is bad standup. It's carefully chosen words that have no laugh at the end.* - Jerry Seinfeld
" "Poetry is bad standup. It's carefully chosen words that have no laugh at the end.*
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About Jerry Seinfeld
Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He is best known for playing a semi-fictionalized version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld, which he created and wrote with Larry David. The show aired on NBC from 1989 until 1998, becoming one of the most acclaimed and popular American sitcoms of all time. As a stand-up comedian, Seinfeld specializes in observational comedy.
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Jerome Allen Seinfeld
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Mr. Steinfeld
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