Any child who cannot do long division by himself does not d… - Fran Lebowitz

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Any child who cannot do long division by himself does not deserve to smoke.

Fran Lebowitz

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Frances Ann Lebowitz (born October 27, 1950) is an American author, public speaker, and occasional actor. She is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York City sensibilities and her association with many prominent figures of the 1970s and 1980s New York art scene.

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Birth Name: Frances Ann Lebowitz

Alternative Names: Robert Paine Cook

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