[After having made an abortion joke] I know that can hit cl… - David Cross

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[After having made an abortion joke] I know that can hit close to home for some people....was anyone here aborted?... (mimicking child's voice:) 'I was found in a trash can!' Okay, well, that sorta counts...

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David Cross (born April 4, 1964) is an American stand-up comedian and actor.

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So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude.

[On the Iraq War] I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. [laughter, long pause] No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are...

[On the Catholic Church's sex scandals] And y'know, they're God's representatives, so that means... God fucks little boys.

[After having made an abortion joke] I know that can hit close to home for some people....was anyone here aborted?... (mimicking child's voice:) 'I w… - David Cross

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