That's certainly made me think - it's made me think, "I don't know if I want a television any more." - Charlie Brooker

...I haven't seen so many dirty snouts, and slimy arseholes crammed into such a small space since I last looked inside a sausage.

Darwin's theory of evolution was simple, beautiful, majestic and awe-inspiring. But because it contradicts the allegorical babblings of a bunch of made-up old books, it's been under attack since day one. That's just tough luck for Darwin. If the Bible had contained a passage that claimed gravity is caused by God pulling objects toward the ground with magic invisible threads, we'd still be debating Newton with idiots too.

...the news might be single-handedly trying to bring about an environmental catastrophe, which it will then report on.