Swearing's my release, and the one weapon I have to defend myself against destiny when it elects to strike without pity. - Andrea Pirlo

I perceive the game in a different way. It's a question of viewpoints, of having a wide field of vision. Being able to see the bigger picture.

There are always lessons to be found in the darkest moments. It's a moral obligation to dig deep and find that little glimmer of hope or pearl of wisdom. You might hit upon an elegant phrase that stays with you and makes the journey that little less bitter. I've tried with Istanbul and haven't managed to get beyond these words: for fuck's sake.

When you're in love, it's time you need. When the feeling's gone, having an excuse can help.