Most women are not so young as they are painted. - Max Beerbohm

Death cancels all engagements.

I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.

You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind-legs. But by standing a whole flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men. If man were not a gregarious animal, the world might have achieved, by this time, some real progress towards civilization. Segregate him, and he is no fool. But let him loose among his fellows, and he is lost —- he becomes a unit in unreason.