Motherfucker, you try that again and I'll come in there wit… - David Sedaris | Quotewise

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Motherfucker, you try that again and I'll come in there with a fucking coat hanger and give you something to fucking kick about

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About David Sedaris

David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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