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My old lip color could barely keep up with my busy schedule. In the time it takes to notice the wide discrepancy between my salary and that of my mal… - Maria Bamford
" "My old lip color could barely keep up with my busy schedule. In the time it takes to notice the wide discrepancy between my salary and that of my male peers, I'd have to reapply! In the seconds to count the number of women in high political office, seated on corporate executive boards and featured in film and television over the age of 40, my lip color would be as invisible as this glass ceiling only inches above my head! L'Oreal. Because I am worth it. And because holding myself to an impossible standard of beauty keeps me from starting a riot!
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About Maria Bamford
Maria Bamford (born September 3, 1970) is a comedienne from Minnesota. She has appeared on her own Comedy Central special and was a star on the show "Comedians of Comedy".
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Maria Elizabeth Sheldon Bamford
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I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don't wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too.
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