A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of the things he's done. - George Carlin

I dislike and despise groups of people, but I love individuals. Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.

I recently heard the following sentence on CNN:

'Because of high winds, about two hundred and fifty thousand people in New England are without power.'

And I thought 'gee, when you think about it, about two hundred and seventy five million people in the United States are without power. They just aren't aware of it.