Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then whe… - Fanny Brice

Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.

Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience. You step out on the stage and you can feel it is a nervous audience. So you calm them down. I come out before an audience and maybe my house burned down an hour ago, maybe my husband stayed out all night, but I stand there. I'm still. I don't move. I wait for the introduction. Maybe I cough. Maybe I touch myself. But before I do anything, I got them with me, right there in my hand and comfortable. That's my job, to make them comfortable, because if they wanted to be nervous they could have stayed home and added up their bills.