Eux en ce pas descendant tous confus, il demanda : « Voulez-vous une aubelière ? — Qu'est-ce ? dirent-ils. — Ce sont, répondit-il, cinq étrons pour v… - François Rabelais

Like verisimilary amorabonds, we captat the benevolence of the omnijugal, omniform, and omnigenal foeminine sex. Upon certain diecules we invisat the lupanares, and in a venerian ecstasy inculcate our veretres into the penitissime recesses of the pudends of these amicabilissimes meretricules. Then we do cauponisate in the meritory taberns of the Pineapple, the Castle, the Magdalene, and the Mule, goodly vervecine spatules perforaminated with petrocile.

I have a remedy against thirst, quite contrary to that which is good against the biting of a mad dog. Keep running after a dog, and he will never bite you; drink always before the thirst, and it will never come upon you.

I am going to seek a great perhaps; draw a curtain, the farce is played out.