When i have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. - Steven Wright

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When i have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic.

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About Steven Wright

Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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