People are always asking, does God exist? Of course she does. The real question: what is she like? - James Morrow

It was the most portentous mission since Saul of Tarsus has suffered an epileptic seizure and called it Christianity.

It doesn't derive from any sort of biology," snapped Augustine. "It derives from sound reasoning and the Book of Genesis. 'In Adam's Fall, we sinned all.'"
"Through Adam's shlong, our race went wrong," replied Saperstein, jeering. "I'm sorry, Your Grace, but it just won't wash, either scientifically or theologically.

What do you want out of life, Francis Lostwax?"
Francis smiled. "To never hurt anybody again." His lack of hesitation surprised him. "To feel clean.