Grunthor: It's enough just to know that you fell for me. - Elizabeth Haydon

Barney:He's become a lot more dangerous of late. And he has a lot more ears than he used to.
Rhapsody:Oh dear. And he wasn’t all that attractive to begin with.

Achmed: How noble are you feeling, Grunthor?
Grunthor: "Oi'm always noble, sir; it's in my blood. 'As been ever since Oi ate that knight a few years back.

Achmed: This is Grunthor. No one has concealed that.
Grunthor: Although you can always call me 'The Ultimate Authority, to Be Obeyed at All Cost.' My troops always does.