Elizabeth Haydon Quotes

Grunthor: Well, 'allo, Duchess! Oi was 'opin you'd drop in! Care for a spot o' tea?

Rhapsody: It's just that, well, in my limited experience, Firbolg are thought of as monsters.
Grunthor: And in my not-so-limited experience, Lirin are thought of as appetizers.

Between shallow breaths she began to mutter a string of inspired curses more vile than either of the men remembered hearing, much to Grunthor's delight.

Achmed: How noble are you feeling, Grunthor?
Grunthor: "Oi'm always noble, sir; it's in my blood. 'As been ever since Oi ate that knight a few years back.

Achmed: This is Grunthor. No one has concealed that.
Grunthor: Although you can always call me 'The Ultimate Authority, to Be Obeyed at All Cost.' My troops always does.

Achmed: She's a Singer; she may be prescient.
Grunthor:"She certainly is, cute lit'le thing. Oi like 'er.

Rhapsody:"I’m Lirin-"
Grunthor:"'Ey, don't remind me. Oi ain't eaten recently."

Rhapsody: You know, you both really ought to have more respect for music. It can be a very powerful weapon, as well as whatever else you need it to be."
Grunthor: That's true; my singin' voice can be quite good at inflictin' pain. At least that's what the troops use ta tell me.

Grunthor: It's enough just to know that you fell for me.

Rhapsody’s father: The water won't hurt you, it's the panic that will. Stay calm.

Achmed Come with us if you want to live.

Rhapsody father: "Panic will kill you, even when nothing else wants to.

Rhapsody: "I can sit watch. I have a dagger."
Achmed: "Well, I for one will sleep much better now knowing you're protecting us, Rhapsody. Try not to hurt any small animals that might attack unless they're edible."

Young Rhapsody: What did you put in the water this time?
Rhapsody's mother: Sit all the way down. Lavender, lemon verbena, rose hips, snow fern-
Young Rhapsody: Snow fern? We eat that!
Rhapsody's mother: "Exactly. Why do you think the water is so warm? I'm not bathing you, I'm making soup.

Grunthor replaced his helmet and turned to Rhapsody. He took one look at the expression on her face and roared with laughter.
"'Allo, darlin'. Oi'm so glad to see it's love at first sight for you, too. Come along." He walked away into the night.