Right now I would take homeopaths and I'd put them in a big sack with psychics, astrologers and priests. And I'd close the top of the sack with strin… - Dara Ó Briain

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Right now I would take homeopaths and I'd put them in a big sack with psychics, astrologers and priests. And I'd close the top of the sack with string, and I'd hit them all with sticks. And I really wouldn't worry who got the worst of the belting with the sticks.

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About Dara Ó Briain

Dara Ó Briain (born 4 February 1972) is an Irish television presenter and comedian best known for being the host of panel show Mock the Week.

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Alternative Names: Dara O Briain
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