I can say with absolute certainty I do not cheat. I am not a magician. - Uri Geller

OK, David. Here we are on the train to Exeter, to the football club of which I am joint chairman, and where we're doing a charity show with Michael Jackson. You and I have both demonstrated some of the hidden powers of the mind and it would be interesting to hear, David, how you explain some of your incredible achievements.

I'll no longer say that I have supernatural powers. I am an entertainer. I want to do a good show. My entire character has changed.

My boss treated me like a slave and I felt completely degraded. Then, just once, I did a terrible thing - I peed in his tea! Watching him drink it, my grudges completely dissolved - I never minded making tea for him again.