The rational man may talk a good game about suicide, but reason must give way to obsession and finally squalor before he can actually do it. - Wilfrid Sheed

Baseball fans are pedants, there is no other kind.

Unnecessary customs live a brutally short life in America.

Professor Bell, in his tortured efforts to sound fair and impersonal, arrives at an aesthetic principle too edifying for Art to bear. He says in effect that you can explore evil, drawing "on the tap roots of the demonic," but you may not approve it. But when you draw on those tap roots, who knows what you will find? Writers just back from their season in hell are likely to be covered in goat blood and tend to rave. The moralists can sort out the evidence later. But the writer with the correct attitude could not have entered hell in the first place.