Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.
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My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
She smelled too. Like a 22 year old girl. He tried to place that smell but he couldn't.
It seemed like a mixture of skin lotion and confidence.
