"There are pigs that can manipulate joysticks, yet you moro… - Maddox

"There are pigs that can manipulate joysticks, yet you morons can't even send me an intelligible email."

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George Ouzounian (better known as Maddox), born March 27, 1978, is the owner of The Best Page in the Universe, a satirical website.

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"There are pigs that can manipulate joysticks, yet you morons can't even send me an intelligible email." - Maddox

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