Cop couldn't find his dick, two hands and a map. - David Mamet

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Cop couldn't find his dick, two hands and a map.

David Mamet

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About David Mamet

David Alan Mamet (born November 30, 1947) is an American playwright, screenwriter, film director, director, poet, essayist and novelist.

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Alternative Names: David Alen Mamet • David Alan Mamet

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