I haven't the slightest idea how to change people, but stil… - David Sedaris

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I haven't the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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