Father says don’t kill your principles just because the government is paying for the funeral. - James Morrow

Don’t bring your petty little human perspective to the matter, Dr. Onslo. To a vulture, carrion tastes like chocolate cake.

Don't believe everything you hear about hell. Next time you run into some anti-hell propaganda, consider the source."
"You inflict eternal punishment on people," Julie countered.
"Merely because it's our job. And remember, we persecute only the guilty, which puts us one up on most other institutions.

Never underestimate the value of a falsehood, friends. Never doubt the power of a lie. Blessed are the mendacious, for they shall grow wealthy beyond their wildest dreams.