It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America. - David Sedaris

I am optimistic that things will fall into place, and one day I’ll be sitting in New York City with correct bus fare in my pocket.

You can't kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up a little sometimes, but you can't kill him.

"When her muzzle grew more white than brown, the chipmunk forgot that she and the squirrel had had nothing to talk about. She forgot the definition of "jazz" as well and came to think of it as every beautiful thing she had ever failed to appreciate: the taste of warm rain; the smell of a baby; the din of a swollen river, rushing past her tree and onward to infinity."