Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it. - Bill Watterson

Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.

"Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.”
“That’s thoughtful of you.”
"See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’ … and on the inside it says,’Because my bed isn’t made, my clothes need to be put away and I’m hungry. Love Calvin.’ Want to sign it?”
“Sure, I’m hungry too

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!