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South African schoolchildren set a world record this week by creating the world's longest clothesline. Hey, what do South Africans wash their clothes… - Dennis Miller
" "South African schoolchildren set a world record this week by creating the world's longest clothesline. Hey, what do South Africans wash their clothes with? Apar-Tide!
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Dennis Michael Miller (born November 3, 1953, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania) is an American comedian, political and social commentator, and television personality.
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