A cow goes moo; a sheep goes baa; a celebrity correspondent goes who are you wearing? - Catherynne M. Valente

We have always believed that one of the hallmarks of sentience is the ability to look down upon others. It separates us from the lichen.

Life is beautiful and life is stupid. This is, in fact, widely regarded as a universal rule not less inviolable than the Second Law of Thermodynamics, the Uncertainty Principle, and No Post on Sundays.

My percussionist thinks you have a touch of Metastasized Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Blek. My diagnosis? You’re an asshole. Sadly, the only known cure is being set on fire and dropped off a balcony.