"The "eat" part was easy. The praying and loving were harder." - Kate Atkinson

The blame generally has to fall somewhere, Miss Armstrong. Women and the Jews tend to be first in line, unfortunately.

If she had been in charge of designing the human race she would have gone about things differently. (A golden shaft of light through the ear for conception perhaps and a well-fitting hatch somewhere modest for escape nine months later.)

The man who was speaking had a degree in jargon and a doctorate in nonsense.