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I'm still not sure what went wrong with the site, so I'll just do what I always do in these situations and assume it was a causality casualty from wa… - Brian Clevinger
" "I'm still not sure what went wrong with the site, so I'll just do what I always do in these situations and assume it was a causality casualty from war with an alternate timeline. Rolling with that assumption on all of life's little problems can give you a terrific perspective on things. Y'know? "Augh, fuck. It's raining!" becomes, "Huh, it's raining," and then with a bemused nod, "Typical 31st century Mega-Etruscan tactic." And then when your friends look at you weird, you can give them a pitying gaze, clutch their heads to your bosom, and lament that they too have been affected by the wars. Something like, "Oh, you poor dear. You've no memory of what never shall be." I don't have many friends anymore. Not since the war took them.
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About Brian Clevinger
Brian Clevinger (born May 7, 1978) is the author of the webcomic 8-Bit Theater, he comic miniseries Atomic Robo, and the novel Nuklear Age. See Also: 8-Bit Theater
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(referring to a broken sign displayed at a fireworks stand)"It says FIRE ORKS. And the arrow on this particular sign points down a twisting dirt road that is quickly engulfed in a darkened forest. I really need to get around to vandalizing that sign. Maybe adding something like "This way lies doom" to the bottom."
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