Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was. - Charles M. Schulz

How can we lose when we're so sincere?

"Do you think if two people liked the same thing, it could bring them closer together?"
"Certainly... Take classical music, for instance... Two people who shared a love for Beethoven could become very close..."
"How about TV?"

"Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone.
"I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!"
She hit him with a waffle iron."