Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date. - Jacob M. Appel

If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises....

For recent presidents, especially those still living, there is always the possibility, a rather strong one, that we will discover additional information that is presently known to physicians and presidents but not to the general public...Almost all of the modern presidents would have been rated higher and looked healthier on paper while in office than they do in retrospect with the benefit of information not released during their terms.

I would prefer to believe that a market in fetal organs would empower women to use their reproductive capabilities to their own economic advantage.