The only people who serve on juries are people who have nothing better to do. Many of those people have jobs, which means jury duty is more pleasant … - Scott Adams

If there is one thing that our role models in this election have taught us, it's that omitting important information is completely different from lying.

Of all the things that influence elections, it appears that information is the least significant. Elections are won by the candidate whose staff members are the most skilled at manipulating the voters. That's not necessarily a bad thing, because you have to be quite smart to figure out the best way to manipulate millions of Induhviduals into marching in the same direction.

As you know, the best way to solve a problem is to identify the core belief that causes the problem; then mock that belief until the people who hold it insist that you heard them wrong.