(Television) Men are naturally more aggressive than women. (Sylvia) All the more reason to keep them locked up after dark. - Nicole Hollander

(Telephone) Hi, this is Sylvia's opinion hotline....How fair are you? Would you support laws mandating discrimination in hiring, housing, and employment against anyone who lacked a sense of humor, knowing that these laws would impact most heavily on fundamentalists?

(Cartoon title) A cat being cured of hairballs through a television ministry. (Voice on television) Place your right paw on the screen.

(Woman in bed) I dreamt that my HMO canceled my group insurance and I couldn't get an individual policy because I had a pre-existing condition, but they wouldn't tell me what it was.