I get really annoyed with photo shoots and interviews and handshakes. I’m a musician; God forbid I actually have time to make music. - Patrick Stump

Hi I'm Patrick. Today we're going to look at how long it takes for spilt Coke to sink into a carpet. [plays Jeopardy music] Note that it's still fizzy.

Know somethin'... I got a range. I got a range like no motherfucker knows.

I collect movies, I still buy records constantly. I collect musical instruments and most of my time I spend making music, it's pretty much what I do 90% of the time I'm home. Aside from just normal stuff, I walk the dog, I hang out with my girlfriend, get dinner. Pretty mellow stuff.