Patrick Stump Quotes

This one's for all the homies who couldn't make it to the party!

I already said that fucking thing, you missed it. Where were you on that one, O'Keefe? Eyes on the prize. Focus!

Before lunch, and ultimately recess, I need you to know - you're going to die.

I don't mind if someone thinks I'm a sell out. I go to bed happy knowing I do what I do and I'm not doing anything for reasons of money, and if I were trying to pick up chicks, I'm doing a horrible job. And if I wanted to drive awesome cars, I'm doing a really bad job there too.

We're standing outside of Peet's Coffee. I've never been here before, but I'm gonna pretend like I have. I love you, Peet's. So good memories.

What's so funny about I don't get it...

These are the dude version. They couldn't possibly be your pants!

Pete Wentz: Every action movie has to have a gadget guy. You hate being the gadget guy, huh? You're a good gadget guy, you wear glasses. Patrick: (throws glasses on the floor) Now I'm a HORRIBLE gadget guy!

Hey, does your mother sew? BOOM! Get her to sew that.

I don't know, we played a show for like, ten kids, but those ten kids were just insane. It's really quantity, not quality, and that's what I really -- (Pete cuts him off) Pete: It's quality, not quantity. You said it backwards. I don't want you to look like a dumbass... on film.

Reich and John Cage were pretty big influences on this record (Folie A Deux) in weird ways in that you wouldn't necessarily hear any of it - nothing ends up sounding like either of them, but I think just methodology and things like that ended up on the record in various ways.

I started playing music when I was really young. I didn't start off on guitar because I couldn't fit my hands around the neck and fret board. So I did the drums. And back then, all I did was hit things.

My badge my witn- oh shh... *hums* Pete:*makes weird noise* oh shhh!

Pete's my best friend, I was the best man at his wedding, I love that man to death. I'd take a bullet for him.

We're meant for each other 'cause we smell bad.