Top 15 Patrick Stump Quotes

I used to work in a record store. I'm kind of a record nerd.

I started playing music when I was really young. I didn't start off on guitar because I couldn't fit my hands around the neck and fret board. So I did the drums. And back then, all I did was hit things.

There are some things in life that make you happy, and make you like your life. Then there are some things in life that you witness, that make you not like your life as much. I think that's one of them. I'm sorry, Juan.

We're meant for each other 'cause we smell bad.

This one's for all the homies who couldn't make it to the party!

I don't know, we played a show for like, ten kids, but those ten kids were just insane. It's really quantity, not quality, and that's what I really -- (Pete cuts him off) Pete: It's quality, not quantity. You said it backwards. I don't want you to look like a dumbass... on film.

I mean, if I had a piccolo in front of me I would probably figure out how to play ‘Hot Cross Buns’ or something.

Everything was plugged in and should’ve been working, but it gave me a communication error. I got like a cave man and got so mad at it. I was completely fed up. I’m not an engineer, I’m not a computer whiz. I don’t know anything about electronics. All I know is that I want this thing to make noise, I want to write music, and it’s not working.

These are the dude version. They couldn't possibly be your pants!

Hi, I'm Patrick Stump. And I'm wearing Pete's pants.

I'm probably the only guy in the world that likes to eat black licorice.

Hi I'm Patrick. Today we're going to look at how long it takes for spilt Coke to sink into a carpet. [plays Jeopardy music] Note that it's still fizzy.

I mean you never heard of the menlinium falcon is the shit, but made the Kessel Run in and under 12 parsecs

What's so funny about I don't get it...

Woah! Nope... *screams* Boo...