Patrick Stump Quotes

My badge my witn- oh shh... *hums* Pete:*makes weird noise* oh shhh!

I already said that fucking thing, you missed it. Where were you on that one, O'Keefe? Eyes on the prize. Focus!

Know somethin'... I got a range. I got a range like no motherfucker knows.

Come to think of it, I'm gonna- I'm gonna make him bald, and make him- and make him sweat acid. And I think I'm gonna give him weird bladder problems, and romantic problems..Y'know what?! THE WHOLE THING!

Hey, does your mother sew? BOOM! Get her to sew that.

Calm before the storm - fuck it; MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. MEOW.

Don't just look at her ass, eat it.

Yeah, I'm one of those guys--I'm either totally on time and--and everything's good, or I just--I just didn't know what happened, you know, and I just totally don't show up. Like not like late, like, I didn't know--my problem is that sometimes I'm real bad at getting information and retaining it, so...I dunno...Sometimes it's more forgetting than late.

I'm sure it's gotta be a great job 'cause rock stars are known for their punctuality and politeness, so...

Carpool to save gas. 'Cause I know you're in grade school and driving is like, what you do.

Before lunch, and ultimately recess, I need you to know - you're going to die.

I hate barbeque sauce. Little known fact about me. Can't stand it.

Patrick: One of my favorite rumors about myself is that I am 31, which is just about 10 years off, so... Pete: He's 41, you motherfuckers.

Nintendo DS makes me forget that I don't have any friends.

(Points to guide arrows on street) See these guide arrows? Fuck you, guide arrows! Tell me to go that way? Fuck you.