So, I thought, it's not working. So I threw my breasts out … - Suzy Eddie Izzard

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So, I thought, it's not working. So I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini, in my mind … no, I threw the breasts out of the window of my Ford Fiesta, in my mind. Actually, I threw them out over the handlebars of my bicycle [mouthing the words] in my mind. And they hit a small child, who ran, "Mum, mum, mum … I've been attacked by … jellyfish!"

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Suzy Eddie Izzard (born Edward John Izzard, 7 February 1962 in Yemen) is an English stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and political activist.

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Birth Name: Edward John Izzard

Alternative Names: Eddie Izzard • Suzy Izzard • Edward Jonathan Izzard • Eddie Johnathan Izzard • Eddie John Izzard • Edward Izzard • Edward J. Izzard • Eddie J. Izzard

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