So, I thought, it's not working. So I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini, in my mind … no, I threw the breasts out of the window of… - Suzy Eddie Izzard

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So, I thought, it's not working. So I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini, in my mind … no, I threw the breasts out of the window of my Ford Fiesta, in my mind. Actually, I threw them out over the handlebars of my bicycle [mouthing the words] in my mind. And they hit a small child, who ran, "Mum, mum, mum … I've been attacked by … jellyfish!"

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About Suzy Eddie Izzard

Suzy Eddie Izzard (born Edward John Izzard, 7 February 1962 in Yemen) is an English stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and political activist.

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Birth Name: Edward John Izzard
Alternative Names: Eddie Izzard Suzy Izzard Edward Jonathan Izzard Eddie Johnathan Izzard Eddie John Izzard Edward Izzard Edward J. Izzard Eddie J. Izzard

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